Wasn't that a Whitesnake song? 

Love.  I like it.  I love it, I want some more of it.  Tim McGraw. 

Okay so I consider myself to be a fairly expressive person but when it comes to love I'm totally at a loss.  I could sit there and describe in great and hilarious detail my escapades at the grocery store but when it comes to something deeper I end up sounding even goofier than when I talk about the guy at the Olive Garden who sat directly in my line of vision... the one who chewed every bit of steak gorgonzola with his mouth wide open so I got a full view of the first step of digestion.  Or when I make fun of myself for writing a run-on sentence... kinda like I did just now.

Anyway.  When it comes to feelings of love or romance I find myself stupidly quoting songs to get my point across.  How lame is that?  Not like classics either.... it's always weird shit like "Kiss Me Deadly".  Remember Lita Ford?  I don't really but I've watched enough "I love the 80s" on VH1 to know that she's the gal who looks like she's humping her guitar in the video.  That song is not exactly one that would incite romantic feelings in a normal person but I suppose classifying myself as normal would be an impossible stretch.

Oh well... at least I'm cool enough to prefer Def Leppard (Pour some sugar on me, in the name of love!) over Boyz II Men.  If I start quoting those sappy bastards, please slap me.